User Profile

Name... Name? sure everyone has one...

Alias... Hmmm.... my friends call me Angela... and so do my parents... so I think you can call me Angela too...

Born... July something, 24 minutes before the universe was created

Where I live... well, all the maps I've look at say "You are here"...

Occupation... I am a Poet, a Hacker, a slacker, a waster, a maker, a rocker, a lover...

Favorite Food... I am a vegetarian you know... But I still try to maintain a healthy diet eating from the 5 very impressive and most important food groups... 1- Caramels, 2- French Fries, 3- Pizzas, and 4- Diet Pepsi 5. Blood

Favorite Sport... Hmmmm, yea the one with the people and that round thing...

Dislikes...Hates... Mean People Suck...

Favorite Animal... Buffies and of course, Cats that can talk AND dance

Dreams... When I grow up I want to be a marine biologist and save the world from all sorts of alien invasions...

Favorite Topic of Conversation... World Domination Hacking Computer networks and g33k penises

Favorite Quotes...
"Everyone WAKE UP!!! Sleeping on the job is for air Traffic Controlers"
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
"I did not have inappropriate sexual relations with Monica Lewinski."
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

Alternate movie endings:

Scream:
Jay and Silent Bob kill Neve Campell and Courtney Cox and live happily ever after
Batman And Robin:
Jay and Silent Bob come in and kill Batman and Robin and live happily ever after
Star Trek *:
Jay and Silent Bob come in and kill everyone... and then again and again and again and again...
I still know what you did last summer:
I've never seen this one but I am sure there are survivors, therefore Jay and Silent Bob must come in and kill her and probably smoke some weed after wards...
Titan A.E.:
Jay and Silent Bob Come and take over planet Bob, Jay gets declared all ruling queen of the planet and they stablish planet bob as the ruling quick stop of the universe... and create a new planet right next to it called RST video.

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